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Wednesday 22 May 2019

House Battle 5 .... Update 2


Dab is getting a little practice in before his baby hatches.


Beau and Spike, who are very distracting, have been moved out,
 and are living next door with that woman!!!
Only temporarily, just until they can be air lifted to Rocky's house to join our other House Mascot Juniors. 

Let's hope she doesn't visit ... or we will be in trouble!!


I get the feeling that we are going to need the extra space too with all the baby chimes I've been hearing!!!

The first baby bump has just popped!!


so we have a little SMUT-BOB incubating!!


Motherloders will be happy to see Silver is heaving ....
but is that bad food or baby sick??!!


We can still see you Dab!!!!


I think Wu has anger issues ... she is always having a tantrum!!
She can't catch Clovis, who is still busy bed hopping, so she has to beat up the snowmen instead.


Time to start round two of them playing SKEEBALL!!
yeah, I know what it is called now!!

As Dab is the closest he goes first.


I think he is happy about being pregnant (snort)
rather than his score!!


Mmmm maybe it is a bit of both, because his score is good!!
Dab has equalled Clovis's top score.


Next up is Calypso



Smustle seem to be on a roll at the moment.
Calypso is now sitting on the top score.


Next up is Silver



Another one heaving ..... it looks like Smusttle might have TWO babies on the way.
and Dab has just peed his pants!!!


Jasper is in trouble with Davina, 
for flirting with Wu!!


Drags him away from the drama to take his turn!


Jasper really is not good at this game!!


Kylie definitely is not impressed with Jaspers score!!


see the determination on Kylie's face!!!


Mmmm ... she didn't actually do much better!!!


 Well, Well, Well ... Wu is the third one heaving, and here was me thinking it would be Kylie the amount of times she has jumped into bed with Clovis!!

As I have only noticed her woohooing with Richie, 
I THINK it probably is his!!



MAHEM!!!!
You know what they have gone and done don't you!!! 🙊


See why I say she is a bad Mother!!!!
Who teaches a toddler to talk in the snow!!??


Only Red!!!


I had to get a few of them repairing the broken sink and the toilets,
before they had nothing working at all!!



Richie is like a yo-yo bouncing between Silver and Wu,
while Silver is bouncing between Richie and Clovis.


Wu's turn.



Then Richie



WHAT??!!

and now Kylie is also heaving ... that makes four 😮
Talk about a baby boom it is happening right here!!!!


in this case it is ... nobody eat green snow!!!


Clovis needs putting down!!!!
He has three women on the go constantly, Silver, Kylie and Calyso!!!!


It is Leo's turn



and now Davina



and Clovis is last, because it has been hard to catch him!!





I don't think that Davina will be joining Clovis's harem of women any time soon!!


Silver''s baby bump has popped!!
and we will have to wait and see who's this one is ... Richies or Clovis's


Dab is now walking around like a duck!!


Yes if you haven't guessed already .... Dab and Leo are BOTH knocked up!!

I'm in the middle of having a nervous breakdown here.
HOW do I mange the products of  SIX pregnancies all in one house at the same time!!


Pop!


Pop!!


I can't take much more of this mass orgie ... my ears are constantly ringing!!

So they now have a few things to keep them amused, rather than jumping each other!!


Once they actually realise the activity items are there that is!!

They are literally queuing up to jump Clovis!!
Kylie waits patiently ...


and before, he follows Silver, she jumps on Clovis to stop him and drag him away with her.


Ha!  That will teach you, the baby bump pops and Clovis follows Silver anyway!!

So FOUR of the Five women are pregnant,
and so are Dab and Leo.

OMG!!!  That is six pregnant people in the house!!


Clovis finding the guitar is a relieve to my ears,
hopefully it will keep him busy for a while!!

His three women are not so impressed tho!!!  😂
all three of them are stood there watching him, the bed flashing in their thought bubble.
Berry help him if he puts that guitar down he is going to get pounced on.

All three of those baby bumps could be down to him too!!!


Leo and Dab are so cute ... they don't have eyes for anyone else!!


The sixth baby bump has just popped,
so now we have a matching pair of semi invisible pregnant men!!


Clovis:  "How do I get one of those?"
Try sleeping with one of the guys and you might drop lucky!!


No Clovis I said one of the guys!!!
Kylie is dealing dagger stares!!  Calypso beat her to THEIR man!!


This pair are killing me!!!!


I have no words!!



Woohoo Dab's baby is on the way!!


Wu:  "I'm Pregnant!"
Richie  "Never!!  I just thought you girls had eaten too many pancakes!!"

Dab forgets he is in labour for a minute!!


and we have a little boy!!


SMUT-BOB 1


Just HOW CUTE is he!!!!!


He has all of Leo's colouring.



The white undies are back!!


Like Father Like Son!!

of course Dabs little boy would end up wearing white undies!! 😆
and that was not me dressing him!!!

Total Scores after two rounds

LLAMA ....................... 37 + 45 = 82,000
PLUMBOB .................   22 + 35 = 57,000
MOTHERLODE ..........  27 + 28 = 55,000
SMUSTLE ...................  56 + 25 = 81,000
WOOHOO ..................... 23 + 37 = 60,000
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The Battle after round two.
LLAMA ....................... 20 + 17 = 37,000
PLUMBOB .................  11 + 12 = 22,000
MOTHERLODE .......... 14 + 14 = 28,000
SMUSTLE ...................  27 + 29 = 56,000
WOOHOO ..................... 10 +17 = 37,000

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The Battle after round one.
LLAMA ....................... 27 + 18 = 45,000
PLUMBOB .................  15 + 20 = 35,000'
MOTHERLODE .......... 13 + 14 = 27,000
SMUSTLE ................... 10 + 15 = 25,000
WOOHOO ..................... 8 + 15 = 23,000
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So Llama are in the lead by ONE point.
Let's see if they are still winning after the third and final round!!

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