Red-dy For Love .... Update 1

They are like seven lambs going to the slaughter!!

Marty whips out his phone ....
he can try calling for help but he doesn't know anyone yet!!!

Ransom doesn't look too happy to be here!!

Red:  OMG!!  My favourite men everywhere, it's like my dream come true!!
(snorts) Slut!!

Yes Xander .... that is your Grandfather.

(Cough) or Dad in this life because this game is stupid,
we need his Dad Buster to set the family tree right, but he isn't in this world!!

Heart farts flying everywhere,

and of course Marty is the first person she goes to speak to!!

Sam and Grim are playing Tag!

Marty:  "What have you dragged me into this time?"

Red:  "Don't ask me ... SHE has set this up ... ask her!!"

Darren: "Eeerr excuse me, but you are smoking .."
Dante: "Thanks!!  You are actually pretty hot yourself!!"
Darren: "No I didn't mean ..... Huh!!"

Mmmm Dante might have a problem in this world ... constant summer.
He is already suffering from sun exposure.

Grim:  "You WILL play with me Sammy, or else your number is up!!"

Xander:  "Yeah she just upped and left me with the kids!!"
Darren:  "How old are they, your kids?"
Xander:  "Can't remember, I got arrested and the social took them away, haven't seen them since."
Darren: "Seriously!!!"

Yeah, I guess they have a lot of tale to tell about the past abuse and heartbreak,

that they have suffered at Red's hands.

Red:  "OMG!!  I can't believe you are here!!"  squeals

Marty:  "Well I wish I wasn't here, especially not with you!!"

Red:  "Justine is not lurking around here is she?"

Marty:  "Not likely is it when you fed her to the cow plant, remember!"

Ransom:  Gulp!!  "What do yo say we break out of here Palmer, just me and you.  

I have spotted a boat on the beach!" 

Palmer:  "Quack!!"

Thankfully Dante has the sense to go inside out of the sun!!

Watch out for those sharks Grimmy!!

he is still chasing poor Sam around ...lol

Marty:  "So how many kids do you have with her?"
Dante: "Three.  Two boys and a girl ... what about you?"

Marty:  "Hell I have lost count!! We have had Literally hundreds of kids  together, over the years!!"

Dante:  "That Marty is a little on the insane side!!  He only told me you have had 100's of kids together and some of them are plants!!!"  snigger!!  "He even said you have not long had 127 babies with 17 different men .... for a dare!!  The man is a fruit cake!!"

Red:  "Actually he is right!!  Everything he said is true!"

Dante:  "Hell, I knew you was a whore, but seriously??!!"

Grim:  "RAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Dante:  "Shit me!!"

Grim:  "You are wasting your time mate ... 

you know that one is NEVER going to be faithful to anyone, not even me!!"

Dante: "What you too?

Grim:  "Oh yes!!  In fact, one of her MANY son's is living on the other side of the island, and looking after our baby daughter, while I take part in this ridiculous event!!"

Dante: "Oh, so you are actually one of the contestants?"

Grim:   "Yes unfortunately, but I am not interested in the old washed out whore!!  I want some fresh meat, and I have got my eye on little Sammy!!"

Red is not even listening to their conversation, 

she is too busy rubbing her hands together wandering which one she is dragging into bed first!!

Dante:  "And here was me thinking I was going to talk you into coming home, the kids miss you?"

Red:  "How are they?  The kids"

Dante:  "Like you care!!  I bet you don't even remember their names do you!!"

She doesn't, but I do!!!!

Yeah you just hypnotise her Dante, 

because is there really any point in you doing that?!

Marty:  Oh Hell!!  She has toads in her fish tank!!

Oh yes she does!!  but you know her favourite toad will always be you!!! 

Pretty shocking really ....

There are seven men wandering around who she thinks are "hot" (cough)

and she is dancing!!

Hang on .... SINCE WHEN has Xander been a fairy?!

I never gave  him those wings!!

The two painters have found the easels

Seriously, you sly cow!!!!!

4 hours in and she is in a hurry .... she has cast the love spell on herself!!! 

So the next person she speaks to, or who speaks to her,

will have them falling in love.

She is making a salad now, but that is only delaying the inevitable.

Xander is happy!!

He has just mooched $1 out of the trespassing Pap!!

Huh!!  It looks like Dante is getting it.

He compliments her on her cooking ....

Yeah, she gets praised on chopping a bit of salad and stirring it around a bowl .... the fool!!

Yeah she would!!

Dante has just "cheated" his way to the top of the list,
or should I say Red has, she is the one who is throwing the love spell about!!

and the woohoo train is about to leave the platform!!

Their friendship has just shot right up.

It looks like Sam has got a shadow!!
Every time I look at him, Grimmy is there with him!!

Ransom is a loner,
so no doubt he is going to be very quiet.

Darren is playing a dangerous game, in the bedroom,

putting all the beds up.

Sam:  "Seriously, enough already!!"

Grim:  "Oh I haven't even started Sammy!!  I want you and I always get what I want!!"

Don't you just love cc!!

Red and Dante are sleeping underneath those decorative pillows

now you see them .....

now you dont!!

Be careful Daisy!!

Xander is probably only feeding you, so that he can steal your teeth!!

Go on, turn the fire on Grim ... I dare you!!!

Grim:  "Shut up it is just getting to the interesting part ... he is going to propose!!"

Drowning on day 1, 

would not have been good Marty!!

There is a hell of a lot of heart farting going on with all the men!!

Grim:  "We meet again Ransom!"

Ransom: "Eerrr yeah, I guess we do!!"

Xander:  "So Granddad, HOW are you here and not burried in the cemetery?"

Ransom:  "She dug me up, just to play with me.  Then she dropped me like a sack of rubbish when Sam came along all grown up!!"

I have seriously suspected over the years that Ransom is Xanders Dad, not Buster.

Xander is the spit of Ransom and looks NOTHING like his parents

Darren is busy working out.

While Grimmy does the laundry.

You would be surprised, he is very domesticated!!

Fetch the fashion police!!!

Sam you look ridiculous!!!

Ransom has found somewhere to hide away on his own.

Up on the roof.

Let's hope he doesn't attract any aliens.

Ha!!  Go Darren!!!

Cockblocker!!

Hello Mr Pap!!

Didn't take them long to find another bed!!

only autonomous romantic is on .... try for a baby and risky is off.

I did think about turning autonomous off, but Red would only get snarky and miserable without her favourite sport!!

Red: Oh what nice teeth you have!!
Dante:  "Who do you think you are ... Red Riding Hood, and do I look like a wolf?!?"

Oh yeah, there are voodoo dolls lying around in the bedroom.

However, I doubt anyone will use them.  Not sure if they are an autonomous thing.

Sappy twat!!  

Oh he thinks he has won the prize already .... snort!!!

Not that marrying Red is a prize worth winning!!

End of Day 1

So far she has only spoken to Dante, Marty and Darren.

They have 10 days together, so ANYTHING could happen!!!

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